“Every woman carries a spark.
Midlife is simply the moment she remembers.”

🔥 HOT FLASHES & HEXES 🔮

A Midlife Witchy Romp for Every Woman Who’s Ever Thought: “Is it me… or is the universe drunk?”

Welcome to the book your midlife soul has been WAITING for.

If you’ve ever had a hot flash so intense you wondered whether you were unlocking spontaneous superpowers…
If you’ve ever looked at your life and thought, “This cannot be my final form”…
If your ex still thinks he’s the sun and you’re just a cold rock orbiting around him…

Then buckle up, buttercup — because Hot Flashes & Hexes is about to set your life (and your TBR pile) on fire. 🔥✨

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✨ THE PREMISE (AKA: YOUR NEXT OBSESSION)

Evie is 50, exhausted, and officially done dealing with her narcissist ex-husband’s nonsense.
But just when she thinks midlife can’t get messier — boom.
Magic. Real magic.
As in:
✔ spontaneous spellcasting
✔ sassy spiritual ancestors
✔ powers that show up at the worst possible moments
✔ and a dangerously sexy Irish protector named Ronan (you’ve been warned)

Suddenly she’s knee-deep in a family secret bigger than her hot flashes — and the universe seems to have decided that now, FINALLY, is her moment.

Whether she wants it to be or not.

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✨ WHY YOU NEED THIS BOOK IN YOUR LIFE

• Because midlife deserves magic, not misery.
• Because laughing until you snort counts as self-care.
• Because watching a narcissistic ex spiral when you rise is delicious.
• Because witchy chaos is scientifically proven to improve your mood (source: trust me).
• Because you deserve a main character who is messy, radiant, relatable, powerful, and absolutely DONE playing small.

This isn’t a story about surviving.
It’s a story about rising — with humor, magic, and zero apologies.

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🔥 WHAT YOU’LL GET

• A hilarious, heart-filled, witchy novel you’ll devour in one sitting
• A midlife heroine who makes you feel SEEN
• Magic, mischief, ancestors, chaos, found family, healing, and hope
• A narcissistic ex behaving EXACTLY how narcissists behave (messy)
• A slow-burn, mighty-fine romantic spark with a man who actually deserves her
• A world you’ll want to move into immediately

Plus: you might accidentally start believing in your own magic again.
(Spoiler: it was always there.)

Available as both an instant PDF download and ePub.*

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✨ READER WARNING:

Side effects may include:

• heightened confidence
• spontaneous cackling
• craving Irish accents
• sudden urge to hex mediocre men
• remembering who the hell you are

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🔥 DOWNLOAD IT NOW — BEFORE YOUR NEXT HOT FLASH HITS

Grab your copy. Escape into some midlife magic.
Let yourself laugh, root for Evie, and remember your own power.

You deserve joy.
You deserve magic.
You deserve THIS BOOK. 💃✨